BRITAIN TO DECIDE ON
WHETHER TO LEAVE EU…. AND JOIN AFRICA
The Prime Minister’s statement stressed the importance of
giving the Britons the freedom to choose between the red-tape-lined,
supra-legal, mandatory-square banana regulations-fest that was the European
Union; and the sun-baked, Attenborough-loved, mineral-filled-but-occasionally-troublesome
continent of Africa.
“The British public have the right to choose, this has
always been a Tory priority,” thundered the Prime Minister, “Belgium or Burkina
Faso? Oberpfaffenhofen or Ouagadougou? The choice is yours!”
The Prime Minister’s latest statement is said to be a move
which will appease – and for a time, silence - Euro-sceptic members of his
party, as well regaining some of the ground lost to UKIP in recent months.
However, despite pleasing many Tory Euro-sceptics, Cameron’s pledge has
alienated a large number of Tory Ethnic-racists.
“I never imagined there could be anything worse than being
ruled by a horde of krauts and frogs,” said one particularly racist party
member, “then they suggested this.”
Many commentators are predicting that disaffected Tories begin defecting to far-right parties in their droves. Organisations such as the BNP, the EDL, the Mighty White
Alliance and the Project for the Eternal Celebration of Enoch Powell, are all possible beneficiaries. Others
are suggesting that this splinter group may form a party all of their own, solely for the
representation of conservative racist interests.
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