FARAGE DENIES RUMOURS
THAT UKIP PLAN TO LEGALISE RACISM
As each day passes and another hoard of racist UKIP members
is grimly uncovered, an increasingly confused – and possibly not that racist -
Nigel Farage has been forced to deny rumours that if it were to be in office, a
UKIP government would be forced to legalise racism.
“As more and more members are proving themselves to be filthy
racists,” said Anti-Racism campaigner, Omar Godyeh, “In order to keep the
majority its cabinet out of jail, a UKIP government would have to legalise
racism.”
But Farage has hit back, forcefully denying the allegation
that his party is filled with race-baiting hate-mongers and xenophobic
genitally deficient little-Englanders, claiming that the number of racist UKIP
members and electoral candidates has been blown wildly out of proportion.
“Look, I’m sick of having to say this, but just because 98%
of our members are racist, it doesn’t mean that we’re all racist,” said Farage,
flicking through the final copy of recently-closed lad-mag Nuts, “We’re a
genuine alternative to the Westminster bigwigs…. look at the jugs on that
darkie!”
UKIP members show little imagination at a fancy dress party. |